My wife got an unexpected Christmas gift this year from our friend Steve. (Steve is the guy who owns the farm we keep our other large animals at.) The gift — a pygmy (miniature) goat. That’s right. A goat. My wife is thrilled. I’m still trying to figure out what you do with a pygmy goat. I have to admit it is cute and I love the little goat noises it makes, but…..

A goat.

Hmmmm….

–Pete