I fell off my ass, and landed on my ass!
How many people can say that?? I was practicing with Jackie the donkey today out at the farm to get her ready for her big performance at church. I was on her back and my friend Steve was leading her. We weren’t using a saddle or a set of reins. Everything was going well, and then we both got distracted just as something spooked Jackie. She jumped, and I lost my balance. Remember that we were not using a saddle or reins, so I had nothing to grab as I lost my balance. Two seconds later I landed on the driveway all tangled up in the lead rope. Oh well. That’s what I get for not paying attention.
–Pete